Sunday, December 20, 2009

Wednesday for S/W engineer

All of you who have seen the movie ‘A Wednesday’... will love it...

Commissioner Rathore (Anupam Kher): Kaun ho tum??? Kya pehchaan hai tumhaari?

Unknown Caller (Nasiruddin Shah) :  Kaun huun main... Main vo hunn jo
aaj commitment karne se darta hai, Main vo hunn jo aaj ghar jaane se
darta ha, ye soch ke kahin ghar vaale pehchaanne se inqaar na kar
de...

Main vo huun jo, aaj job change karta hai to sochta hai ki kahin
recession mujhe company se na nikaal de..

Main vo huun jiski girlfriend use Friday  ko dus bar phone karti hai,
“Kya kar rahe ho?? Kaam Zyaada hai?? Thak gaye ho??”

Mera haal puuchne ke liye ya kaam puuchne ke liye nahin,  Rathore
saahab... balki vo ye jaan na chaahti hai ki... kahin hamesha ki tarah
end moment pe boss ke bulaane pe main Saturday ki date cancel to nahin
kar raha...

Main vo huun to breakfast ke time pe dinner karta hai, lunch time pe
breakfast karta hai, dinner ke time pe lunch karta hai.. vo bhi time
mil jaaye to...

Main vo huun jo aksar fansta hai.

Kabhi Interviews ke savaal mein fansta hai , kabhi badi companiyon ke
jaal mein fansta hai, kabhi boss  aur client ke bawaal mein fansta
hai.

Project office ki bheed  to dekhi hogi aapne Rathore saahab... Us
bheed mein se ko bhi chehra chuun leejiye.. Main vo huun..

I’m the same old ..STUPID SOFTWARE ENGINEER!!!!

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